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Scam alert!

adorablekitty — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 02:51:12 +0000

I got a scam email. They wanted me to claim a prize, if I entered by credit card details*

I sent 65,536 mails back to the originators address – each with a nasty virus embedded in the message. At least one of those will get through, and they’ll know not to scam this Kitty…

*if anyone ever falls for this, I have no pity for you. You are STUPID and deserve everything you get.

Ps please donate to orphans of nazi stormtroopers – contact me :ultra sarcasm:

Back in Nelson’s day

adorablekitty — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 02:11:20 +0000

I was watching this program on tv about how the English navy once ruled over most of the world. Yup, we owned your asses.

Then I got to thinking. Just how would our naval history have panned out if Admiral Nelson was in command of a Trident nuclear sub instead?

I can’t carry on this thought though, because I’ve run out of beer. I’ll get back to it.

Two weeks and one month…

adorablekitty — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 19:26:19 +0000

Two weeks ago my computerv developed a fault. I unplugged it and waited. After all, it would be at least two weeks before I could get it fixed, and at least a month before I could afford to pay for any repairs.

So, two weeks later I think ‘maybe it’s the power cable that’s wrong, and plug in another one.

And guess what? It works! So I’ve been without a computer for two weeks, when really all I hqad to do was change the power lea.

Silly Kitty…

I still feel ill…

adorablekitty — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:40:30 +0000

It wasn’t the chocolate oranges, nor the milkybars, not even the five rounds of sugar on toast I had later on. What’s going on here?

Maybe I need some alcohol… it’s a depressant, so it should take care of the effects of that sugar high.

Right, I’m off to the pub.

Ambrosia…

adorablekitty — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 06:12:48 +0000

Yup, the Food Of The Gods. Before me now are four wonderful examples of the Food of Paradise, or whatever it was Coleridge said…

That’s right – four white chocolate oranges.

Now, tradition and decorum state that I should slowly eat each segment one at a time but… well, decorum at least can go jump. Now I’ve already tried so I know I can’t get a whole one in my mouth, but if I could, I would. Decorum would say that it’d take at least 15 minutes to eat one, but I think I can make it in less than five minutes.

When I’ve finished with those, there’s a whole pile (about 20) of milkybars to get through.

Mmmmm, sugar rush!

Favourite things…

adorablekitty — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:41:33 +0000

I absolutely love books by Terry Pratchett – not just the discworld series, but many of his lesser-known works too.

I love white chocolate – it’s just so yummy1

I like the colour blue, and the not-quite-pink colour known only as #FF239D.

I love fur, and furry things, and furry cushions, and fur, and more furry things…

I like kitties, but not cats.

My lucky number is -27. (It’s a long story)

Hiya

adorablekitty — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:12:03 +0000

Well I suppose I get started on this blogging thing.

Anyway, my name is Tabitha, but only stupid or suicidal people call me that. Or tab, tabby etc. Everyone else just calls me Kitty.

I just adore white chocolate oranges, and am devouring one right now.

Hiya to my cuddly polar bear friend…

Hello world!

adorablekitty — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:00:04 +0000

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