Yup, the Food Of The Gods. Before me now are four wonderful examples of the Food of Paradise, or whatever it was Coleridge said…
That’s right – four white chocolate oranges.
Now, tradition and decorum state that I should slowly eat each segment one at a time but… well, decorum at least can go jump. Now I’ve already tried so I know I can’t get a whole one in my mouth, but if I could, I would. Decorum would say that it’d take at least 15 minutes to eat one, but I think I can make it in less than five minutes.
When I’ve finished with those, there’s a whole pile (about 20) of milkybars to get through.
Mmmmm, sugar rush!
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Tags: gluttony, white chocolate
