I got a scam email. They wanted me to claim a prize, if I entered by credit card details*
I sent 65,536 mails back to the originators address – each with a nasty virus embedded in the message. At least one of those will get through, and they’ll know not to scam this Kitty…
*if anyone ever falls for this, I have no pity for you. You are STUPID and deserve everything you get.
Ps please donate to orphans of nazi stormtroopers – contact me :ultra sarcasm:
I was watching this program on tv about how the English navy once ruled over most of the world. Yup, we owned your asses.
Then I got to thinking. Just how would our naval history have panned out if Admiral Nelson was in command of a Trident nuclear sub instead?
I can’t carry on this thought though, because I’ve run out of beer. I’ll get back to it.
Two weeks ago my computerv developed a fault. I unplugged it and waited. After all, it would be at least two weeks before I could get it fixed, and at least a month before I could afford to pay for any repairs.
So, two weeks later I think ‘maybe it’s the power cable that’s wrong, and plug in another one.
And guess what? It works! So I’ve been without a computer for two weeks, when really all I hqad to do was change the power lea.
Silly Kitty…
It wasn’t the chocolate oranges, nor the milkybars, not even the five rounds of sugar on toast I had later on. What’s going on here?
Maybe I need some alcohol… it’s a depressant, so it should take care of the effects of that sugar high.
Right, I’m off to the pub.
Yup, the Food Of The Gods. Before me now are four wonderful examples of the Food of Paradise, or whatever it was Coleridge said…
That’s right – four white chocolate oranges.
Now, tradition and decorum state that I should slowly eat each segment one at a time but… well, decorum at least can go jump. Now I’ve already tried so I know I can’t get a whole one in my mouth, but if I could, I would. Decorum would say that it’d take at least 15 minutes to eat one, but I think I can make it in less than five minutes.
When I’ve finished with those, there’s a whole pile (about 20) of milkybars to get through.
Mmmmm, sugar rush!
I absolutely love books by Terry Pratchett – not just the discworld series, but many of his lesser-known works too.
I love white chocolate – it’s just so yummy1
I like the colour blue, and the not-quite-pink colour known only as #FF239D.
I love fur, and furry things, and furry cushions, and fur, and more furry things…
I like kitties, but not cats.
My lucky number is -27. (It’s a long story)
Well I suppose I get started on this blogging thing.
Anyway, my name is Tabitha, but only stupid or suicidal people call me that. Or tab, tabby etc. Everyone else just calls me Kitty.
I just adore white chocolate oranges, and am devouring one right now.
Hiya to my cuddly polar bear friend…
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